Man can not live on bread alone...

Man can not live on bread alone... sometimes he needs a stiff drink!

Woody Allen

"I spent a lot of money on booze, broads, bars and fast cars... and the rest of it I just squandered."

"Someone left the cake out in the rain...I don't think that I can take it, 'cause it took so long to bake it, and I'll never have that recipe again."

From "Mac Arthur Park".

(via crankyoldbastard)

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